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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak … Read more

A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a … Read more

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your … Read more

“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the … Read more

Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says … Read more

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, … Read more

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately … Read more

A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet … Read more

A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man’s wife was frantically trying to finish her makeup. Officer: “Sir, … Read more

A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated argument, the husband said, “Let’s … Read more