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John and Mary were homeowners who decided to tackle some home improvement projects themselves. One weekend, they decided to paint their living room. John said, “I’ll take care of the … Read more

A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first.” The husband … Read more

A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, “This fish is labeled … Read more

Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry”. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But … Read more

A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The bartender, skeptical, asks, … Read more

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning … Read more

She asked him, “How much are you selling the eggs for?” The old seller replied, “$0.25 an egg, Madam.” She said to him, “I will take 6 eggs for $1.25 … Read more

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” … Read more

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I … Read more